Les 20 meilleures lignes d’Eminem attaquant une célébrité

14 Juin , 2015  

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“My favorite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain’s head, when he shot himself dead.”

Cum On Everybody

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 “All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo with the ugly Kardashian / Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low.”

Berzerk

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“60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia / After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup.”

Underground

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“Damn Slim, Mariah played you/Mariah who?”

The Warning

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“Skibbedy-bebop, a-Christopher Reeve/Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin’ some trees.”

Who Knew

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“So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?/Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs. So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst, and hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first.”

The Real Slim Shady

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“In my Spiderman mask, man, just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on/Stick it up Kim Kardashian’s ass and make the bitch run a triathlon.”

Taking My Ball

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“Hey, it’s me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checking the mail, get it? Checking the male?”

Criminal

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“Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t/But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.”

The Real Slim Shady

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“And that goes for Nick too/Faggot you think I’m scared of you?”

The Warning

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“Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked/Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards.”

Without Me

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“And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie/You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me.”

Without Me

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“That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does/Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert/I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet.”

Role Model

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“This coward that we have empowered, this is Bin Laden/Look at his head nodding.”

Mosh

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“So the vocal cords were swelling, and her voice was more hoarser than Tori Spelling’s face.”

Love Game

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“Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz/It’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this.”

I’m Back

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“Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door/And started whooping her ass worse than before.”

The Real Slim Shady

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“I’ve done touched on everything but little boys/That’s not a stab at Michael/That’s just a metaphor/I’m just psycho.”

Just Lose It

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“I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly.”

Without Me

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“Stuck a pin in Jessica’s head and walked away/And as she flew around the room like a balloon/I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can.”

Rain Man

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